TOP TEN REASONS I LIKE SARA:
‘She was put on this earth to do two things: kill caribou and kick butt. She’s all out of caribou.’
1. She’s just irreverent and sarcastic enough to stay under the “bitch” radar.
2. She looks like she still likes sex…even after having five kids.
3. Her Dude walks two steps behind her, but still looks like he’d hold his own. So does the other dude.
4. She wears red high heels….if they had glitter on them, she could beat the shit out of the Wicked Witch of the East.
5. She wears glasses. Who says “men don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses”?
6. She’s bringing sexy back. No cleavage, no short skirts. Leaves just enough to the imagination. God, I miss those days.
7. Her kids are well behaved…except the one without a leash.
8. She knows what a glock is.
9. She doesn’t wear a size 4 and she has hips. Good for baby makin’
10. She eats meat. Or moose…