Come on ah'my house, ah'my house!

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Boys and Girls! You, too, can have your very own Guantanamo Bay replica doll house – complete with semi-furnished rooms, collectible items, decorative touches and idle soldier figurines. Just plug into any water source for simulated water boarding and drowning effects. And if you order now, you’ll also receive tiny replicas of 250 one-way airline tickets for the most recent occupants to fly to Kansas, where they will be housed with the Wicked Witch of the East and Toto, too.

imagesTen detainee figurines available. Also, if you call within the next 30 minutes, we’ll include actual passports and paperwork tucked into the pockets of uniforms with an actual stamp of approval which will provide your fun figurines with the same legal rights as U.S. citizens.  (Certain figures not available, including Khalid Shaikh Mohammed.)

ACT NOW! Only $19.99 – taxes and shipping not included…

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